Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	595	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Time Warp Craft

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Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Magic Items Found:	7931	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

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so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	New Chunks Explored:	948881
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ReforgeMC

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ReforgeMC [1.8] – Economy | Guilds | PvP | & More!

Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Sanic Survival

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A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ores Mined:	3503	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

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Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9505
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Towns Built:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

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So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyKoreaWarriors

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Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	3863

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

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come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	8825
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Star Shards Collected:	93	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

invited

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On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Animals Bred:	181	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.