Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Divine Spears Created:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mines Excavated:	1257	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

blockparty, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, All Hail Shadow, Friend, Gaming, generations, Heroes Rise Again, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, obliterating, room, sega, Shadow, Shadow Generations, Shadow the Hedgehog, smp, sonic, sonic and shadow, sonic the hedgehog, sonic x shadow, video games, Waiting, waiting room

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	New Chunks Explored:	725451
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9757
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ZaPVP

ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9111
Star Shards Collected:	163	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, chick, digital identity, feminism, gender representation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet subcultures, internet trends, magnet, Meme culture, Minecraft, online behavior, online communities, online deception, online forums, online personas, Server, social media, trolling, Women

Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, comedy, Crush, cute, EASY, japanese, Kawaii, lighthearted, love, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Noa-senpai, Noasenpais, relationship, romance, schoolgirl, senpai, Server, slice of life, STUDENT, too easy

Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

Action Skills, Akira Toriyama, avatars, BLOCK, DB The Breakers, DBSDV, Deck Autism, Diamond, dlc, dragon ball, Dragon Ball General, Dragon Ball Multi, Dragon Ball Project, dragon ball sparking, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Zero, Festival of Universes, fridges, Fusion Appreciation, Future Saga, Gang, Kakarot, M&M6, Minecraft, Namekians, Raiders, SDBH, Shenron, smp, STP medals, survivors, xenoverse 2, XV Booru

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Love Letters Sent:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amazon, Anime, Black, black hair, black plague, bombing Japan., bus, CAR, Ebay, electricity, facebook, Game System, GOOGLE, hair, instagram, Japan, Justinian, Minecraft, moon landing, myspace, nikola tesla, nuclear waste, planet destruction, Richard Trevithick, Rocket, Server, skidoo, song, TANK, Train, useless, Welfare, Wernher von Braun

Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Emeralds Found:	1786
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

art, chicano, Community, culture, Edition, Food, heritage, HiLo, Hispanic, History, Identity, Latino, Literature, mex, Mexa, Mexican-American, Minecraft, Music, pride, Server, tradition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

>6 feet tall, 1 inch lifts, 6 figures, 6 inches, achievement, blockquotep6, Boots, Confidence, DATING, Financial goals, Gut, height, Inches, Investment, meet girls, Minecraft, personal growth, push, push in gut, self improvement, sell stocks, SMPpblockquote, socializing, stock market, success

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blast Off Minecraft Server

Arcade, battle, blast, bomberman, Childhood, classic, Competition, console, Entertainment, explosion, Favorite, favorite game, Fun, Game, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, power ups, Retro, Server, strategy, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Crops Grown:	2499	Emeralds Found:	1300
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

blood pressure, Blood sugar, Cash, earning money, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, freelance, gig economy, health, health monitoring, Hearts, income generation, informal work, job loss, legal obstacles, Minecraft, MONEY, remote work, self-employment, side hustle, smp, street services, unemployment

Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18