so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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