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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5977 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 405 |
Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a dragon made entirely of cheese. They rode that cheesy dragon into battle against an army of evil bunnies, and emerged victorious with a block of enchanted butter as their prize.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Castle, where players can feast on delicious tacos made of golden apples and emerald lettuce. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the cha-cha.
So what are you waiting for? Leave Warcraft in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).