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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7886 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 175 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a dragon made entirely of cheese. They rode that cheesy dragon into battle against an army of evil bunnies, and emerged victorious with a block of enchanted butter as their prize.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Castle, where players can feast on delicious tacos made of golden apples and emerald lettuce. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the cha-cha.
So what are you waiting for? Leave Warcraft in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
