| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5109 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
lifesteal.warcraftmc.store
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6480 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 144 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 8701 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6958 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
if u join our server, u will be part of a secret society of minecraft players who are actually undercover government agents. we are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious Anonymous hackers. we believe they were actually working for the government all along, and we need ur help to crack the code.
but that’s not all, on our server u can ride llamas into battle and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. u can build a castle made entirely of diamonds and rule over ur kingdom with an iron fist.
so come join us on our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few server rules). who knows, u might just uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy in minecraft history.
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 667 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8336 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 120 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
join us for the most wacky and wild adventures in the minecraft world. we have custom mobs, insane quests, and even a secret underground lab where you can create your own potions of silliness.
come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s cure some minecraft madness together!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6121 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 170 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
FuriousFade is a talented content creator and gamer known for their engaging gameplay videos and humorous commentary. With a passion for competitive gaming and a knack for entertaining their viewers, FuriousFade has built a loyal fanbase on various social media platforms. Their energetic personality and dedication to their craft continue to solidify their presence in the online gaming community.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 830 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Name: | Quirm SMP (Vanilla) |
| Server IP: | quirm.xyz (Version: 1.20.6) |
| Server Hosting: | 32 Gigabytes of RAM (No lag) |
| Location: | EU (English Only) |
– Have a pure vanilla experience with some twists and quests. – Interact with a community of up to 20+ players on weekends. – Proximity chat gameplay. – CoreProtect to prevent griefing. – Unique events and competitions. – Lag-free experience for all players.
– Must be at least 15 years old. – Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod. – Respectful behavior in-game and on voice chat. – More detailed guidelines in Discord.
– All mods allowed within vanilla. – Obtain exclusive items through weekly events. – Mobs and players drop heads upon death. – Builder-friendly environment. – Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.20.6 and Simple Voice Chat mod.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9038 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4356 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have a built-in disco ball feature, our Ender Dragons can do the Macarena, and our Nether is basically a giant hot tub party!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and experience the most bonkers and bizarre Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3297 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of secret pregnancies, long-distance relationships, and family reunions like you’ve never seen before. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for juicy gossip and scandalous secrets!
Who needs to worry about creepers and zombies when you can navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and relationship drama? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never want to leave our server.
So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Just remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than a creeper is a mother-in-law with a secret agenda.
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9972 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 28 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
One time, this player got a tattoo of a creeper on their arm and then built a giant creeper statue in the game. It was like they were channeling the creeper’s energy or something. And another player got a tattoo of a diamond sword on their back and now they’re the best PvPer on the server. It’s like the tattoo gave them superpowers or something.
So if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and show off your sick ink, you have to join our SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get virtual tattoos for your character. It’s like a whole new level of customization, bro. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 862 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 91286 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1670 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Votes: | 4917 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6870 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 220 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 882760 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7627 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Votes: | 6319 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 263 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2645 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 391 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.
So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4292 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7163 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?
But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!
