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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5290 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
