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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Votes:	4925
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	6982
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Star Shards Collected:	134
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	167	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	75	Secret Passages Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Potions Brewed:	178	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Crops Grown:	9657	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8130	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8668	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Star Shards Collected:	289	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3727
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com