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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9698 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 |
| Ores Mined: | 7942 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
