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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Emeralds Found:	1897	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Mineland

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	117	Astral Projections Made:	2

Mineland is back, under new ownership, but with the same goal. A Fun and friendly survival experience. Features you will experience:

Player Mall Lottery Auction System Vote rewards Many extra features and plugins used to enhance your experience. Server drop parties and events Plus lots lots more. Come join our Survival server and enjoy minecraft together.

play.mineland.org or mc.mineland.org will both get you onto our amazing server.

play.mineland.org

MIneShake Network

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Mineshake is a server network that consists of, minigames, survival, factions, creative, and much more to come!

Mineshake.net

Achoo0s Fellowship modpack server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

THIS SERVER HAS NO PLUGINS. I will be adding plugins when my FTP client lets me. there are NO BANNED ITEMS, the server is PvP/raid where you can team up with people or go solo.

to play you will need the Atlanticrafts Fellowship mod pack you can get the launcher for this mod pack at http://voidswrath.com/

209.105.236.222

BetterInGame.com Adult Servers

Factions, PvE, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5564

BetterInGame has several servers in one:

Pure – Semi-Vanilla Server. Using Residence, Lockette, ChestShop, and Essentials.

Monarch – Towny and MCMMO Server

Inspired – Creative World with amazing build potential.

Splinter – Factions PVP Server: Using Factions, Horses ChestShop (Admin Store Only).

Famine – Hunger Games server.

Creative – Creative server for testing builds and messing around.

mc.betteringame.com

Tales of Dertinia

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Website: http://minecraft.kbkompaniet.org Server Address/IP: mc.kbkompaniet.org Game Play Type/s: [Adventure][PvE][Hard]

Description: Tales of Dertinia started as a friends-only server a long time ago, and since it has grown to a adventure-themed server with dungeons and fun temples to visit, custom terrain and lots of more to come. Tales of Dertinia is a very community-driven server where the administrators and moderators listen to the opinions of the players on what kind of gameplay they want. We have a selection of worlds to play in, from the huge open survival world of Dertinia to the creative playground of Derpia as well as the fun mini-game world. (English primary Language)

Plugins: [WorldBorder] [MultiVerse2] [CoreProtect] [dynmap] [MythicDrops] [GoldIsMoney] [Stargate] [Shopkeepers] [Towny][[ Owner/Admins/Moderators: Williamsson, Jezereth, Zephyyrr, Frog78, Fredrlk

play.talesofdertinia.com

MineOver.es

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

MineOver is a Hispanic community of Minecraft 1.6.4 players. The server was launched in August 2013 and you can log in using the IP mineover.es in your Minecraft client.

http://mineover.es

mineover.es

ServerUnti

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crops Grown:	7639	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Emeralds Found:	6765	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Creative, pvp, arenas, giveaways, events… YOU WILL FIND EVERYTHING HERE! 4 active servers, 3 reachable from the server.minatoriunti.it IP: MinatoriUnti, open to premium and sp, with over 130 plugins created by us! For everyone. EasyUnti, the joy of not having to worry about materials: use xray and have fun! CreativUnti, creativity within everyone’s reach: lot of 100×100 blocks JUST FOR YOU! HexxitUnti, premium server with HEXXIT ModPack, for pure pvp and fun. Claimable Lands, Factions and MCMMO. hexxit.minatoriunti.it:25566 Vote, enter the server where you want to receive the prize and use the /confirmvote command IN EASYUNTI YOU WIN VIP EVERY DAY! FLIGHT, 5k, DIAMOND SWORD AND POWA APPLE!

server.minatoriunti.it

Phoenix Craft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Votes:	6360	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Phoenix Vanilla is a brand new vanilla server designed so that everyone has an enjoyable time playing. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed. Griefing of the spawn may happen, but those who do it will be perma banned. Don’t ask for any items from staff, you may ask for help or if you have any questions at any time. Be respectful to your fellow players. Have a great time on the server.

198.143.142.92

BattleMine.de Netzwerk

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

@Info: We have a great premium system! Players using Premium do not need to register or log in! This is all done automatically in the BungeeCord network! And cracked players can’t use premium accounts like “Notch”, etc.!

We offer: – SkyWars – SurvivalGames – SkyPVP – Skyblock – Community area – FreeBuild – 1vs1 – FFA – FreeBuild

battlemine.de

Drug Wars

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Drug Wars is a hardcore Faction PVP server. We also just added KitPVP and Skyblock! Drug Wars info an plugins: – Raiding, griefing, and stealing are allowed. – Playerheads: Collect heads as a trophy when you kill someone. – MobArena: Battle wave after wave of mobs to earn rewards. – Factions: Create a faction, then go out and raid other factions. – Mcmmo: Get skill points for everything you do in minecraft. You’ll start as the rank of Addict, and you can buy new ranks (like Dealer, Druglord, and MobBoss) that give you kits and other perks. Just make a safe, hidden base and make a big farm. KitPVP – You start out a lowly recruit, and can advance your way to general and beyond! – You even get potion effects for killstreaks! If you have any questions ask our friendly staff for help! Come on check us out at drug-wars.net

drug-wars.net

Trixi

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

This is a 1,11.2 Towny server Survival and PvE. No griefing is allowed. Mostly swedish player but all is welcome

trixi.zapto.org

Equestrian Realm

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Holy Grails Found:	3

Equestrian Realm is a role-play server where you play as a pony. Build your original character and then set off in the expansive land of Dresenia meeting friends and foes alike. EQR lets you choose your own race (Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasus), each one is unique and has its own advantages and disadvantages. You can join user made towns, or, once you have enough bits, you can start your own. So whether you’re killing monster’s for bits, taking a stroll around town, or mining for gold, EQR is a fun and friendly environment for everypony.

mc.equestrianrealm.com

OpTicCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Farms Harvested:	511
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Come check out the official Minecraft server of OpTic Gaming!

opticcraft.tv

ManiaCrafting

Creative, Economy, Factions

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

================ManiaCrafting ================

This is the only server where you can rent your own appartment at spawn! And we have much more to offer: *MARKET *SURVIVAL *CREATIVE *FACTIONS *ECONOMY *PLOTWORLD

play.maniacrafting.com

Mythical Worlds Craft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

NOW RUNNING 1.13.1, We are always looking for more families and members to join the server. The server is a safe place for all ages and education level to come and play, we run some fun plugins as well as just survive and build. We have a full admin buy and sell shops as well as a blacksmith to fix all you tools. We do not allow swearing or bullying of any kind on this server, (You are only warned once and removed on second warning).

Regards DGN Staff

mwcraft.devcon1.info