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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6747 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.