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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1339 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.