Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • HeadHunter PvP

    HeadHunter PvP

    The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • HitCraft

    HitCraft

    Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BadWolfMC

    BadWolfMC

    Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2528 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Infinity Nexus

    Infinity Nexus

    “Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Farms Harvested: 494

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • FenixCraft

    FenixCraft

    We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Hoobs Live

    Hoobs Live

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MineClick

    MineClick

    MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Nest Pig

    Nest Pig

    Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Mines Excavated: 3577 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ClikaCraft

    ClikaCraft

    Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1874 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ores Mined: 2232 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • HomesteadCraft

    HomesteadCraft

    HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Sloome Magic

    Sloome Magic

    This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 32 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Frontier Network

    Frontier Network

    Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CubitoLand Network

    CubitoLand Network

    We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Falling into the Void: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Rentera Online

    Rentera Online

    Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Divided Earth

    Divided Earth

    Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Farms Harvested: 607
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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