Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • HyruleGamingGroup

    HyruleGamingGroup

    The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Let’s Roleplay

    Let’s Roleplay

    AnnwnRP is a roleplay server that strives to foster a unique and high quality roleplay experience. We have: Survival & Creative Economy Roleplay warps Magic 50+ Races Tons of Lore! Arena PVP PVETo check us out, go to annwnrp.com or go on our server at annwnrp.net

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Mineplex

    Mineplex

    Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 139
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • dungeon craft survival

    dungeon craft survival

    It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Eradox Middle School

    Eradox Middle School

    The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6975 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • HurricaneMC

    HurricaneMC

    Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 232 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlizzardMC

    BlizzardMC

    # | BlizzardMC Hey there! Looking for an amazing Factions experience? Well, look no further! BlizzardMC is the new upcoming Factions Server for the crossplay competitive scene! > **__Unique Features__** * Custom Base Layouts! * EclipticZone (Darkzone with a twist) * Custom Spawners * Superb Staff Team > __**PvP Features**__* 50+ Custom Enchants * Bosses & GKits * Custom Armor & Weapons with Custom Abilities. * Masks, Pets and Armor Crystals! * Daily KOTHs, Hourly Envoys! # $600 SC Payouts Join today and don’t miss out! Discord: https://discord.gg/uRnfwe6ZQT Trailer: https://youtu.be/kBJYnQJq4LA

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • IceCoreMC

    IceCoreMC

    An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Villages Defended: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Etheria Void Wars

    Etheria Void Wars

    Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Forgotten Prisons

    Forgotten Prisons

    SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Kull Games – Direwolf20

    Kull Games – Direwolf20

    Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Land Of Legends

    Land Of Legends

    Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Tulpcraft

    Tulpcraft

    Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • StarRail SMP

    StarRail SMP

    We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Cataclysm

    Cataclysm

    Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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