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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to ArborMC ArborMC is a bedrock & Java Crossplay Minecraft Server so anyone can join! [PC, mobile, console anyone literally!]

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Zombie Dances:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	97	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

waffle&sonne minecraft Server Type: Survival IP: wafflesonne.com Server Version: 1.19.2 Java (1.9+ java and the latest version can enter bedrock; tlauncher/crack/pirate can enter) About you:kucuk survival server. It revives the free economy experience with regular spawns divided into plots, shops, and currency indexed to diamonds. There is a tournament every weekend where everyone enters alone with their own items. Some Systems on the Server: claim, economy, shop, casino, tournament, arena, pvp (item drops in pvp outside the arena), getting married, regular spawn, buying and selling real estate, cheat protection, opening boxes, various rare dragons and loot, keepinventory, hard difficulty , mcMMO (skill), trade, clan, revive, 32 viewing distance, premium can be entered without registration

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!