Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SkallCraft Network

    SkallCraft Network

    New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

    – Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

    – CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

    – FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

    – SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • L2X9

    L2X9

    L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 154 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Animals Bred: 144 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4711
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    CladeCraft is a fun and unique server with Towny, OneBlock, KitPvP, and Minigames! Just updated to 1.20! The server is running 1.20.1, but you can play on 1.9-1.20! We are also Java-Bedrock Compatible! We have many fun and useful plugins and features that work together to make an amazing Towny experience! Create towns and powerful nations, make allies and enemies, participate in wars and sieges! > NEW 1.20.1 World to Explore > Dynmap online World Map > Nations, War, & Geopolitics > Java-Bedrock crossplay > Custom Dungeons and Bosses > Quests > Custom Gear and Items > PvP Events and Minigames > No Pay to Win! The server just updated to 1.20, so come join us! IP: CladeCraft.us.to – Bedrock Port: 19999

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9184 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6857 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 329 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SkNetwork

    SkNetwork

    SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Red&Co

    Red&Co

    A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Lost Lands Redux

    Lost Lands Redux

    Mixed Survival and MMORPG Server! Friendly Players, Custom Features! RPG + Quests + Magic Items + Dungeons + Guilds! Custom modeled – Items, Blocks, Pets, and Mobs! Balanced economy with Player Shops & Auction House! All on a Minecraft Java 1.8 – 1.16.3 SURVIVAL Server! Join us – Start your adventure now! IP: PLAY.LLREDUX.XYZ

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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