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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SkinCraft Survival and Economy

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Server IP: skincraft.shulker.xyz:25565 Our Server is all about a mostly Vanilla Minecraft Experience, with a few “Quality of Life” Plugins added. Ask a MOD to join the STAFF TEAM! you think you’re a good fit! Think you’ve got what it takes? /mail either 2econdSkinTTV or Racingwithmj In-Game to Apply! (Requirements are: MUST have purchased a rank or command on the site before applying.) We look forward to meeting you!Some Plugins include, but are not limited to:Economy – The very thing that has brought this game back to life! Buying and Selling hard earned items with currencies!EssentialsX – The Essentials, C’mon.Jobs – Assign yourself up to 3 Jobs! Earn money for completing tasks like Mining, Farming and Woodcutting!Ranks – Different Ranks with different sets of permissions and commands!ChestShop – Create Player Shops where people can either buy your goods or sell theirs to you! No taxes, you get everything!Colored Signs – Color your signs with “&” Color Codes!GriefPrevention – Claim land with a Golden Shovel!Tree Feller – Tree’s “Fall” when hit from the bottom log!PlayTimeRewards – Get rewards and keep up with your playtime stats!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HoneyBerryMC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

HoneyberryMC:

HoneyBerry is a fairly new Minecraft server. We offer towny system, jobs, custom items, awesome ranks, and much more! The small community is a perfect place to feel right at home along with the super friendly staff.

Come & join us! play.honeyberrymc.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RainMasYand

Cross-Play, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Little Vanilla Server! For a hassle-free game with friends! Multi worlds Survival / Oneblock / Prison / Skybloc and pure vanilla zero plugin on Whitelist. Apply on discord. Welcome! Java IP: rainmasyand.fun Bedrock IP: rainmasyand.fun:19132

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2534	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to CraftingRealm, the premier destination for Minecraft enthusiasts! Our server offers a wide range of gameplay options, including survival & creative, so there’s something for everyone.

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	2536	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!