Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WolfQueens Origins

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

A modded Origins server with over 70 Origins to choose from as well as built in Proximity Voice chat!

Origins is a new and upcoming mod allowing you to choose your Minecraft Race before joining. Different races can change your characters size, fire immunity, ability to fly, speed, spawn in the nether and many others.

On top of many different Origins, we have an improved Nether Dimension, with new ores, Biomes, mobs and bosses. There are many new variants for new food crafting, new types of ores for armor, new enchants and ward-stones to get around quicker.

Better Combat, tonnes of new weapons and opt-in Lore stories. We are an active community with a growing and friendly Discord server.

Please be sure to join the Discord if you have any issues – https://discord.gg/hkNBdzRJp2

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dxrery Networks

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Dxrery Networks is a Minecraft Towny server, with custom mod-like features and time-based ranks. We’ve been running since 2018!

– Slimefun + addons – Towny – Jobs – Quests – Player Shops – Battlepass – Time-based ranks – Level-based mobs

Everyone is welcome. We are mostly a South African community but there are members from all over the world with us. Join our Discord for more information.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LOKAPSOS

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lokapsos is a network that has existed since 2015, which has been completely renewed in 2023. Do you want to discover our games? Get in now! Now 1.20!

IP: mc.lokapsos.es

Lokapsos is a network existing since 2015, which has been completely renewed this 2023, do you want to discover our games? Enter now! Version 1.20 // NOW 1.20

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ComboCraft

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ｖｅｌｋｏ｜ｅｔｉｌＣｏｍｂｏＣｒａｆｔ．ＤＫ！ We are a Danish Minecraft server that places great emphasis on the joy of playing with others in a safe environment. The ComboCraft network is owned and run by family and we therefore have a lot of focus on everyone having a good time and thriving while playing! With us, nothing costs you money, everything is available for ingame money.

You can play 𝗠𝗠𝗣 & 𝗢𝗧oneBlock, so there’s something for everyone:

– 𝗠𝗣 server: We call this server OP-SMP mostly because it is full of fun and cool things that are not normally on a “Vanilla SMP”. There are e.g. Headdatabase, MCmmo, Backpack, Claims, VoteKeys, Option for Fly and KeepInventory, when you vote you get 2 Vote-keys 1 Fly-key and 1-KeepInventory-key, Servershop, Playershops, Elevator signs, Ranks and much much more. Here is a build world to build your base, a mining world and of course Nether and End to gather resources. OP is for all ages and skill levels. You can always choose the OP (OverPower) things from so you have the opportunity to play Minecraft exactly as you want.

– 𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯𝘪: Classic OneBlock start on an Island in the air and turn on “the magic block” build, expand, survive, but be careful not to fall into the deep!..

We look forward to welcoming YOU to the server and to the ComboCraft family! 🙂

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OPRealms

Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

OPRealms is a unique Factions server with many unique features like coinflipping, custom fishing, envoys, koths, daily rewards and much more! We have a friendly and welcoming community and an active support team, not to mention constant giveaways, and updates.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AquamarineMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to AquamarineMC! Our server has many features to make the server fun! We also got a friendly community and staffs. This server is all about making friends, chatting with other people, and more!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FantasyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Fantasycraft – Forge Your Own Legend!

Step into Fantasycraft, a fully customized realm where fantasy comes to life. This Minecraft server offers a unique MMO-style experience, taking gameplay to new heights with completely custom features.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	629478	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

UnnameCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Spanish server in beta phase, we are looking for builders and staff members. It is a server in development, which seeks to create a survival experience, but something more hardcore, we have customized enchantments and different things that make the game more complicated. The numerical IP works for both. Ip Java: mc.unnamecraft.com Ip Bedrock: 164.132.200.83:25664

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AsgardServer

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft server version 1.20.1, Premium and non-premium server, vanilla, mcmmo, pets, quests, special permissions, economy, custom events. Individual protections. And many more…

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Horror Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our immersive American Horror Story build showcase server! From Murder House to NYC, the entire world of American Horror Story is here! We also have 1.19 Survival, Creative Plots, Trivia, and Minigames (Coming Soon).

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

One Piece Playground

PvE, PvP

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft Server In order to play, you need modpack to join the game Join our discord for more info!

Discord: https://discord.gg/hAVkavtcPc

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

COOPSIDE

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 LIVE! Simple Vanilla & SMP with economy,Jobs and free ranks! Java and Bedrock! No pay2win, fresh world, polls, simplicity, AuctionHouse, great and friendly community and many other features! Take that risk in our PVP based world. /rtp to get started and protect your land from other players and pvp. Server is currently being developed as we go. So leave a suggestions to our discord!

website: https://coopside.com Please visit our servers website for a quick guide on how to start in our server before asking. Basic info should be there!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MCAustria

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Discover MCAustria.city! Immerse yourself in a world full of adventure, medieval atmosphere and exciting business simulation. Create your own city, trade with other players, explore dungeons and engage in exciting PVP battles. Enjoy the unique CityBuild experience and venture into the fascinating prison system. We have something for everyone! Join MCAustria.city today and experience limitless gaming fun. Don’t miss the chance to become part of our community and write your own legend!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Phoxis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Phoxis is a small active Minecraft server looking to grow the community. We strive to enhance the minecraft vanilla experience through the introduction of plugins.

We have custom races, custom mobs, custom items, Towny and many other things!

We stand out from other servers by our custom races plugin, fancy the flight of an angel or the speed and strength of a vampire? Then you’re sure to enjoy the server with over 15 different races! If you find that you don’t enjoy a certain race, then no worries, you can swap your race. Want a more vanilla playthrough, then just know Humans are a race too!

With the use of Towny, you can protect your builds, create towns and even nations. Stay safe from wars, or start them yourself!

Some other plugins like custom mobs, give you a fantasy feel. “Befriend” unicorns, slaughter goblins and face fierce opponents like the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Be sure to approach mobs with caution for some; you are the enemy. But worry not, your battle gains you loot to craft strong weapons, armour and tools that improve your experience and make you stronger to face fiercer foes.

We’re sure to run events, these events including hide and seek, pvp arena, spleef and more. There’s an event for all, with great rewards for the winners and with a prize for participating it’s always worth taking part!

We look forward to seeing you!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mines Excavated:	2972
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlackMT

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Welcome to BlackMT. This is a server where everything is much easier than on DDG, also called “OPMT”. Have you always wanted to become a criminal on DDG but never succeeded? That’s the perfect server for you.

Join onze discord via https://discord.blackmt.nl/

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ores Mined:	3635

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!