Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PinkMoon

PvP, Survival

PinkMoon Network 1.20.4 No Premium Crossplay Modalities: BoxPvP, Survival. voting web #1 Vote for us and get unique rewards

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MrCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Survival server!

Our server offers a unique survival experience with a host of features that are sure to keep you entertained and challenged. Here’s a look at what you can expect: Survival Mode: Fight against nature and mobs to survive and thrive in our Minecraft world. Ranks: Acquire cosmetics and extra things for your adventure. Jobs: Earn in-game currency by doing a variety of jobs. Protection Ores: Protect your buildings and possessions with our protection ores. Clans: Join a clan or create your own to work as a team and dominate the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2731	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CLC Network

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Discover CLC Network!

Venture into our Minecraft server with a unique twist: a futuristic city full of mysteries. Explore a vast world and build your legend in the world where the ruins of a city that once floated in the sky are located.

A healthy community, unique protections, intriguing lore, and themed events await you. Join the community, build your legacy and live the unique CLC Network experience!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Farms Harvested:	805	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafters Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an immersive SMP journey within our server, featuring custom structures, captivating Terralith terrain, dynamic seasons, and magical wands. Unearth secrets, master potent spells, and craft your own unique survival narrative. Embrace the adventure in your preferred language, be it Dutch or English—our diverse community awaits your arrival. Join us and delve into the enchanting experience of collaborative exploration.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	121	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

multiverse

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

minigame server where you can find boxfight survival oneblock skywars and bedwars server is new so we will be happy if you bet on the server

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foundation Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Foundation Craft is a new survival and economy server with skills, claimable plots, and endless adventure. Players can create settlements, homes, and shops in a safe and peaceful world called The Frontier, or collect resources while exploring the dangerous and uncharted worlds of The Wilderness. Players can make friends, build prosperous civilizations, and compete in a competitive server economy.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FerryCraft

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FerryCraft – your one-stop Minecraft haven for the best of both worlds! Immerse yourself in the perfect blend of Survival Multiplayer (SMP) and heart-pounding Factions gameplay. In the SMP realm, unleash your creativity, claim your land, and collaborate with fellow players to build the ultimate masterpiece. For those craving a competitive edge, dive into our Factions realm, where strategic alliances, raiding, and epic battles for dominance await. FerryCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a vibrant community where SMP and Factions seamlessly coexist, offering an exhilarating Minecraft experience for players of all kinds. Join us at FerryCraft, where your adventure begins!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] mineblast.org is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Lifesteal Gamemode

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Secret Passages Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Staliify

Economy, OneBlock, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Embark on an exhilarating journey within our expansive server network, where thrilling adventures await in our carefully crafted Adventure Survival, Towny, and Skyblock realms. Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging gaming experience that seamlessly blends cooperative play with friendly competition.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	6249

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.