Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Runes Activated: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • From The Fog Survival

    From The Fog Survival

    From The Fog Survival is a New Minecraft Server that features not only Herobrine, but also some new entities that lurk in the darkness…

    THIS SERVER IS IN A BETA RELEASE, AND NOT ONLY NEEDS FORGE 1.20.1 INSTALLED TO RUN, BUT ALSO ALL THE MODS TO BE INSTALLED ON YOUR PC.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Caps Skyblock

    Caps Skyblock

    Welcome to Cap’s Skyblock server! Here you can play solo Skyblock or easily play with friends! Great OP items with the custom enchant system or build your island up. Vote for in-game rewards and so much more!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Unicraft Network

    Unicraft Network

    Unicraft Network official server, I hope you have fun playing on this server we have Modalities available, survival custom boxpvp Clans and many more I hope to see you

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Critter Craft

    Critter Craft

    Embark upon an extraordinary odyssey within our Minecraft Survival Server, where the harmonious integration of Towny plugins converges with a pulsating economy, creating an immersive and intricate tapestry of gameplay.

    Forge strategic alliances, stake your claim by establishing a sovereign town, and artfully navigate the nuanced dynamics of a player-driven economy. In this expansive world, success hinges on astute planning, collaboration, and the development of robust camaraderie.

    Will you ascend as an economic maestro, skillfully shaping the destiny of your virtual empire, or emerge as a masterful town architect, crafting realms that stand the test of time? Alternatively, will you become a formidable force, a driving influence in the ever-evolving survival landscape?

    Join us now and etch your indelible mark into the very bedrock of our server. An unparalleled adventure awaits—where unity, thriving communities, and conquest define your journey!

    Don’t be scared. Come hang with the critters.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Lyoxir Network

    Lyoxir Network

    Lyoxir Network is a Minecraft server that values ​​user feedback and constantly strives to improve. It offers an exclusive game mode, Survival Earth Kingdoms, which features a detailed map of the Earth where players can create/join kingdoms, role-play, and go to war. Lyoxir Network is committed to providing a unique and rewarding gaming experience that no other Minecraft server can compete with. Join now and come take a look!

    Frequent questions: 1# What is our IP? You can join our network through the IP play.lyoxir.net or play.lyoxir.xyz. We are waiting for you!

    2# What version is the server? Lyoxir Network supports players of all versions higher than 1.12.2, this to provide the user with a better experience.

    If you have more questions or concerns about our server, we invite you to join our discord.lyoxir.net where you can create a ticket and talk to our team.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Dragons Nest

    Dragons Nest

    We are one of the is one of the longest running Minecraft servers on the internet and have something for everyone: Skyblock, PvE, PvP w/ Factions, minigames, HUGE “plotme” creative Plots, Hide&Seek (BlockHunt), Infection, MobArena, and Paintball (Snowball fight)!, etc! Come join the fun! First auto-rank-up after only a few hours of gameplay!! Now with SkyGrid! Come see our new (2024) gorgeous spawns by Luna_BlackRose!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Killion Detention Center

    Killion Detention Center

    Killion Detention Center Revival

    Welcome to the rebirth of a legend! The iconic Killion Detention Center – one of Minecraft’s most esteemed prison servers – is back, inviting inmates old and new to its fortified walls. Brace yourself, because while we’re resurrecting the nostalgia of the original, we’re also introducing modern-day twists that’ll test your survival and strategy skills.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • KenterMC

    KenterMC

    KenterMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. There are a lot of ways to PVP, such as with swords, crystals and even custom items! The server is joinable on the more recent versions of the game. The current KenterMC IP is kentermc.minehut.gg

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CivEarth v4

    CivEarth v4

    CivEarth is a 1:500 Earth map Minecraft server that is on its 4th version! Join a diverse community and a mature and helpful staff. We have many unique plugins for you to enjoy with a range of Towny based plugins such as Towny Resources and Siegewar with other fun plugins including , MCMMO, a digital economy, auctions, PvP Duels, fishing, quests, vehicles, realms and dungeons and much more!

    We are available on Java at: play.CivEarth.net. You can now join with bedrock! play.civearth.net, port:19132. We hope to see you around!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 196 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The Dojo

    The Dojo

    The Dojo is a 1.20.1 advancing towny server focusing on survival, economy, and building your community. We work hard on ensuring all players have fun and do our best to fix any bumps along the way! We appreciate your time and thank you for supporting us!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Emeralds Found: 4071
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SloKuharji

    SloKuharji

    Slovenian minecraft server with survival. good economy, friendly playerbase. lbalblalbalblablalbalblalblablalblalbalblalbalblalbalblllalblabllablablablablabablablablablablablablabl

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CritPots

    CritPots

    » Fun PvP : With the removal of netherite armor, totems, and end crystals we ensure a fast paced pvp experience.

    » Diamond Based Economy : Currency is backed by diamonds for a balanced and long lasting economy.

    » Raiding : There are no rules against griefing or raiding other bases, do as you wish in the free world!

    » Leaderboards : Climb the leaderboards and rise to the top!

    » Proximity Voice Chat : Talk with others using the Simple Voice Chat mod! (Not required to join)Voice Chat Mod : modrinth.com/plugin/simple-voice-chat

    » IP : Critpots.mine.bz

    Currently no bedrock support

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Potions Brewed: 105 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Red MC

    Red MC

    Red MC is a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, our custom survival server will offer you a unique experience. Our goal is to provide a Minecraft world

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Void Gems Collected: 35

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BluePlanetMc

    BluePlanetMc

    Welcome to BlueplanetMC!

    Step into the extraordinary world of BlueplanetMC, where the horizon is boundless, and adventure soars high in the sky. We offer a unique combination of Survival and Skyblock, providing players with the freedom to play in various ways.

    Explore the Survival Adventure: Immerse yourself in the vast survival world of BlueplanetMC, where challenging environments and wondrous landscapes await you. Gather resources, construct beautiful structures, and brave the dangers hidden in the expansive terrain.

    Explore the Skyblock: Embark on the Skyblock challenge and experience life high above the clouds. Start with a modest island and expand it into a floating paradise. Survive with limited resources and collaborate with fellow island residents to create the ultimate skyblock empire.

    Join the BlueplanetMC Community: Become a part of our growing community of adventurers, builders, and survivors. Make friends, share your creations, and leave your unique mark in the world of BlueplanetMC.

    Whether you’re exploring the ground or reaching for the stars, BlueplanetMC offers an unparalleled gaming experience. Join us and discover the limitless possibilities of our Survival and Skyblock Minecraft server!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • herobrine.live

    herobrine.live

    Embark on a thrilling adventure at Herobrine.live – a Minecraft survival server where you create, survive, and thrive. Engage in a vibrant community.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Zombie Dances: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6662 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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