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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Farms Harvested:	435

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Subur

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

An anarchy hell, with no rules or anything besides that, there are no restrictions except getting through the backdoor of the server, destruction is optionable, anything is allowed, except that ^, there will be complete hell across the server, kings, permitted, queens, permitted, anything is permitted, this is a complete purge server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Kingdoms of Miheav

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Roleplay, OP Survival, Factions, Economy, Vanilla, brand new server looking for new players. Friendly family oriented community.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EnhancedMC

Skyblock

Unique skyblock server with a ton of custom features

– Island Upgrades – Buyable Commands – Crates – Ore Generators – Mines – Dungons – Discord – MMO – PVP

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Castle Craft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

In service since 2020, Castle Craft bridges the gap between the standard survival and adventure experience. Dedicated to creating a better vanilla experience, the server has been balanced to keep a familiar feel while offering new opportunities for players.

Players are encouraged to explore Castle Craft’s unique Boss Arena to fight custom mobs and bosses earning them new survival-friendly loot, crate keys, pet eggs, and a ton of exp. This PvPvE arena allows players to use magic wands to help fight monsters or players with their party of choice. Store your loot in the sprawling town world hosting many feats of survival engineering. Whether you join a town hosted by our friendly community or create your own, you’re welcome to find your own path.

How will you leave your mark? playcastlecraft.duckdns.org

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9675	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Geocivs

Economy, Factions, Survival

GeoCivs ————————————- Welcome to GeoCivs, a factions survival server with an earth map.Custom vehicle plugin, guns, ammo, portcullis and many more custom added mods to enhance your experience on our server. Build great nations, conquer your enemies or capitulate them with diplomacy and trade. Explore the world and expand your empire. Form colonies in far away lands in an earth simulation where you’re the King or Queen.Are you ready to test your will against the world? Can you build a civilization that will stand the test of time? Dynmap: http://54.39.14.45:8888 Discord: https://discord.gg/Q2vNqn

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EGK RolepPlay

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The server is RolePlay type.

We have different mods on the server -Voicechat – Car mode -Weapons mode -Clothes fashion -Many others

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MasterCraft Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO

The MasterCraft Faction Server is ran by AquaLeonChris the Owner of MasterCraft Chemist and is apart of the MasterCraft Network. The Faction server is a 1.8 – 1.14.4 server which means you can join on any version. Our Faction server has a ton of features like a custom shop, Bounties, Crates, Lotteries, Gambling along with a couple custom plugins to make Factions even more awesome and we will be adding more as time goes on If you have any suggestions for the server dont be shy talk to one of the admins The MasterCraft Network is based in the united states. We have many more different gamemodes you can play on such as Survival, Skyblock, Factions, OP Factions, Prison Pixelmon – with all of them containing some kind of unique plugins to make your playing experience even better. Minigames will be coming to the server in the future, and events are frequently hosted by our dedicated and friendly staff team. We hope you enjoy our Faction Server and Enjoy your stay in the MasterCraft Network.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	162
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DimensionPVP

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

DimensionPvP » Factions What we offer »——————————–« – Sellwands – Harvesterhoes – Genbuckets – Friendly community – Weekly Events – KOTHS – TNTFill – Duels – Balanced economy – Withdraws – Trading »——————————–«

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BMSWORLD SURVIVAL

Have you ever wanted to play on a server with PvP and Factions, but NO GRIEFING and NO EXPLOSIONS? If so, you are in luck. BMSWORLD Survival is my new Bukkit server and I hope you like it.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6503	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LuminarMC

Cross-Play, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to LuminarMC – where the skies are limitless and the challenges are boundless! Embark on an unparalleled journey through our uniquely crafted Skyblock and Prison realms, where every step you take leads to new adventures and opportunities.

In our Skyblock universe, experience the thrill of starting from scratch on your very own island, but with a twist! LuminarMC offers a bespoke Skyblock experience, featuring custom items, cosmetics, and a resource world teeming with possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the Skyblock scene, there’s always something fresh to discover and conquer in our ever-evolving sky realm.

But the excitement doesn’t end there! Delve into the depths of our Prison realm, where strategy and cunning are your greatest allies. Work your way up the ranks, navigating through an intricate network of challenges and obstacles, all while forging alliances and rivalries with fellow inmates. Can you rise to the top and claim your rightful place among the elite?

At LuminarMC, we pride ourselves on providing a dynamic and engaging multiplayer experience like no other. With dedicated staff, regular events, and a vibrant community of players, there’s never a dull moment on our servers.

So why wait? Join us today and start your journey to greatness on LuminarMC. Your adventure awaits!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UnDisturbed

Survival

Looking for a Survival server that is more fun and with more gameplay than the typical SMP server? That’s exactly what you will find with us! The 400+ custom enchants we have provide many new directions for developing your set of armor and tools! Factions will help you protect your house from attacks, as to expand your faction you need more members and power, which is earned through PvP. Speaking of PvP, we have a huge PvP spawn hole as well as many warps for PvP, and not forgetting our Duels mini server! /server duels The gameplay doesn’t end there! The server has Free Ranks that give you advantages! They each have their own kit, great for PvP, allow for more sethomes, and the higher ones give bonus commands! The Custom Bosses in the server are our interpretation of Raids, where you need friends and a team to beat them! They appear twice a week when we have Events! Events? Yes, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, as long as there are enough players. Worried that we are one of many pay to win servers? On the contrary, just the opposite! The rewards we give to each donor are cosmetic ONLY! Do you have the bedrock edition? You can enter again! ip: play.undisturbed.eu bedrock ip: play.undisturbed.eu:19132 or phone.undisturbed.eu Come and have a nice game!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TrixVanilla

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TrixVanilla!, a simple vanilla server with so many gadgets! so what are you waiting for? TrixVanilla.lol

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Skyblock Survival

Economy, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The home of Skyblock! ———————————————— Skyblock Survival, IP: skyblock.net ———————————————— ⥋ Playable on 1.8 – 1.14.4! ⥊ Made by the creator of Skyblock! ⥋ Over 3,000,000 unique players joined since May 23rd, 2012. ⥊ 24/7 with daily offsite backups. 99.9% uptime. ⥋ Create your very own island and invite friends! w/ Friends Menu! ⥊ Custom and unique Skyblock plugin that doesn’t exist elsewhere! ⥋ Custom plugins, frequently optimized to ensure no latency. ⥊ Variant Island Types, Large Island Spaces, Complete Challenges. ⥋ Levels, Mob Arena, Crates, Create Shops, Custom Island settings. ⥊ New & Improved SB Survival server released February 4th, 2018. ⥋ New Economy server & Hub released December 15th, 2018.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Towns Built:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DanverCraft

Cross-Play, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Join on our moded survival server where your magical journye begins explore, conquer and thrive in the world of endless possibilities!

Features: • Levels • CoinsShop • AngelChest • Afkrewards • Tools Skins • Custom Fishing • Quests • ChatGames • Join now to see more features we have!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Frantic Me

PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to Frantic Me!

Frantic Me! is a semi-vanilla Minecraft Java Edition server. The server is setup for Survival in a PvE setting. We have PvP arenas available for usage as well if that’s your thing.

Our server is more on the vanilla side of semi-vanilla and features a fairly minimal set of plugins. The most game-changing plugin we have right now is just to allow spawn shops to be manned by NPCs. If you are looking for a server that sticks close to vanilla principles, you’ve found your home!

This server is great for you if you’re looking for a friendly, brand new community to play with! Frantic Me was a top server during 2010-2011, and is back again in 2020!

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Server Registration and Rankings

Frantic Me! is a graylist server, meaning you need to register in order to build. This helps to reduce the amount of griefers that join the server. Registration is 100% free and can be done right here.

Be sure to visit our website for more information!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.