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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 7745 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
