Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

artsy, Cinema, critique, film, film analysis, film commentary, film community, film criticism, film culture, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film review, Fun, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, pretentious, pretentious film, pseuds, review, smp, Sorry., Time, wank

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Crops Grown:	5905
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	9773
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	8211
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5837	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8783	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	2270	Divine Spears Created:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Animals Bred:	153	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	168	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2091
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ores Mined:	620	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Animals Bred:	85
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

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