Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

artsy, Cinema, critique, film, film analysis, film commentary, film community, film criticism, film culture, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film review, Fun, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, pretentious, pretentious film, pseuds, review, smp, Sorry., Time, wank

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	144
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7608

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Votes:	6248
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Votes:	406
Ores Mined:	1202	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Towns Built:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Farms Harvested:	687	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Potions Brewed:	135	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	276	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Ores Mined:	9797	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crops Grown:	8321
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Divine Spears Created:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.