Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 417 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 5483
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Chimeras Created: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PizzaRage Minecraft Server

    PizzaRage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pizza sharing very seriously! Join us for epic battles and adventures, but most importantly, for the chance to claim your rightful pizza slices.

    Imagine a world where pizza slices are the ultimate currency, where alliances are formed and broken over the last piece of pepperoni. Will you be the one to snatch victory from the jaws of hunger, or will you be left with just the crust?

    Join now and experience the thrill of pizza politics, where every slice counts and betrayal is just a topping away. Don’t let your hunger go unsatisfied, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to conquer the pizza kingdom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Animals Bred: 161 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyWeddingNightmare

    CraftyWeddingNightmare
    Are you tired of boring weddings that only last a few hours? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an ALL DAY event filled with excitement and adventure.

    Join us for a rehearsal brunch at 10am, followed by a ceremony at 12:30pm. But wait, there’s more! We have “group activities” scheduled from 2pm-7pm, including the thrilling game of cornhole. And don’t worry, our dinner and reception will keep the party going until 10:30pm.

    But here’s the twist – it’s a completely dry wedding! That’s right, no alcohol allowed. But trust us, you won’t even miss it with all the fun we have planned. So grab your fancy dress and heels, and get ready for a wedding experience like no other.

    Don’t be a snooty party pooper, join us for the wedding of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Towns Built: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP

    TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only trend is building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you can’t stand the trend of playing it safe!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with someone’s house being turned into a giant lava pit? We encourage it!

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

    So if you’re ready to break free from the boring trends and embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Gods Slained: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Mines Excavated: 1090

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • EternalEatsMC

    EternalEatsMC
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is bacon-wrapped diamond blocks! Yes, you heard that right. Every day, you can feast on the most luxurious and delicious bacon-wrapped diamond blocks while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Who needs regular food when you can have this ultimate gourmet experience in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and indulge in the most outrageous food experience you’ll ever have in a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BukeleBlingCraft

    BukeleBlingCraft
    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like the El Salvador Bukele clan but wit crazier wealth and properties! We got 34 new properties valued at $9 million in just 5 years, like, who does that in Minecraft?! The president and his bro are fumin’ over dis investigation, but we’re just chillin’ and buildin’ our way to riches. Join us and be part of the most scandalous server in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Endless Legions Commanded: 32

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ScanSMP

    ScanSMP

    Welcome to ScanSMP, a survival server with a lot of features, these include:

    Economy: Experience an economy with banks, jobs, shops, an auction house and more

    Jobs: Experience working as a miner, woodcutter and many more jobs!

    Quality of Life: This server is based on quality of life, we’ve added many things to make the game easier but hard to play at the same time.

    Shop: Get everything you want in the shop, for a fair price.

    Chest Shops: Create your own shops, here is how you can do it. Hold the item you want to sell, then, point at a chest and do /chestshop create, this will create a chest shop you can make and sell things to other players! Manage it by shifting and right clicking the chest.

    Auction House: Sell things in the auction house for players to buy, get started by doing /ah

    We need funding for our server, so help us by buying or non pay to win VIP rank in scan.tebex.io and join our discord for annoucements and updates.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • The Lily Pad – Where players hop along through custom biomes, fighting each other in teams while watching the map dynamically change!

    The Lily Pad – Where players hop along through custom biomes, fighting each other in teams while watching the map dynamically change!

    Welcome to The Lily Pad!

    Our unique server offers an immersive Minecraft experience like no other.

    Key Features:

    Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play: Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way! IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

    We can’t wait to see you in-game!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions? Yes, our server supports cross-platform play for both Java and Bedrock players.
    How do I choose an origin in the Origins System? Simply type /origin choose [origin] in the game to select your desired origin.
    Can I create my own team on the server? Yes, you can create or join teams to collaborate with other players.
    Is there a way to set up shops in the game? Yes, you can establish your own shop on the server and trade with other players.
    How can I access the live map feature? The Dynmap integration allows you to easily navigate and view the world in real-time.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server

    Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll wake up on a beach with a picrel (half-pickle, half-squirrel) casually strolling by! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking trees that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and chocolate rivers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Worth It or End Up… Minecraft SMP

    Worth It or End Up… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your handheld devices collecting dust in a forgotten drawer? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a miyoo mini when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a creeper at your back? Trust us, this SMP will have you saying “tech gadgets who?” Join now for a chance to win a virtual pet squid named Squishy and bragging rights for surviving the most ridiculous pranks from our mischievous admins. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Towns Built: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer

    GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values chivalry and protecting your loved ones? Look no further than our server! Just like the dilemma this guy faced on a plane, we believe in putting your girlfriend’s comfort first, even if it means sacrificing your own leg room.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your chivalrous side by always giving up the best loot for your fellow players. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, don’t worry, we have a whole community ready to debate whether you were right or wrong in your decision-making.

    So come join us, where the only thing bigger than our world is the heart of our players (and maybe the hitboxes of our mobs, but we don’t talk about that).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Runes Activated: 4 Villages Defended: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SisSwapCraft

    SisSwapCraft
    Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate royal treatment just like in this crazy hotel story! Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a luxurious royal suite, complete with diamond blocks and gold-plated armor. And if your room gets overbooked, don’t worry – we’ll upgrade you to an even fancier suite at no extra cost!

    But that’s not all – we also offer free flights on our virtual airline, gourmet virtual dinners cooked by our pixelated chefs, and exclusive access to our virtual spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and live like royalty? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the high life in blocky paradise!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Minecraft SMP Confessions

    Minecraft SMP Confessions
    Are you a fan of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? Do you enjoy organizing epic llama races across treacherous lava pits? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on our server where llamas reign supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along).

    Picture this: a world where llamas are the ultimate rulers, where diamond armor is so last season and everyone rides around on llama-back. Our server is a llama lover’s paradise, where you can build your dream llama palace, compete in llama fashion shows, and even participate in llama-themed treasure hunts.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner llama fanatic and join a community of like-minded players, then come on down to our server and let the llama shenanigans begin! Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5845
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 243 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Ores Mined: 4751 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PixelPanic: To Mine or Not to Mine?

    PixelPanic: To Mine or Not to Mine?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what color block to build your house with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be faced with life-changing decisions every day!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server when suddenly you come across a group of villagers being attacked by a horde of zombie chickens. Do you save the villagers and risk getting pecked to death, or do you run away and live to mine another day? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast said to guard a treasure trove of diamonds beyond your wildest dreams. Will you muster up the courage to face the Diamond Dragon and claim your riches, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your decision-making skills and provide endless hours of entertainment, then join us today! Just remember, the fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands…no pressure or anything.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4112
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE TOOK DOWN THE INTERNET ARCHIVE WITH OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS. WE BUILT A GIANT CREEPER THAT EXPLODED AND TOOK OUT THE WHOLE WEBSITE. NOW WE’RE ON A MISSION TO BUILD A MEGA CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST CHAOTIC AND HILARIOUS SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • JungleSMP Survival Server

    JungleSMP Survival Server

    Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.com Port – 25408 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – play.junglesmp.com with same port

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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