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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Farms Harvested:	142
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	151

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5271
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	219
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Features: – Anti-P2W; while there are donor ranks, as well as purchasable cosmetics, we have striven to keep prices and perks reasonable and not game (or wallet!) breaking. – Survival with keepInv, /warps, and /homes! – Custom breeding requirements – berries instead of random items! – Legendary/Shiny/Megaboss/UB announcements & tracking! – Hunts, global market, wondertrades, and more! – Player-built and player-run gyms! – Weekly tournaments! – The ability to team up with others and create guilds! – A beautiful spawn village with helpful and informative NPCs to start you on your journey!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Animals Bred:	172	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crops Grown:	5832

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.