Are you tired of the Wall Street drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the shady deals and backstabbing for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies at your doorstep.

Our server is filled with hilarious NPCs that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From a chicken that tells bad jokes to a cow that moonwalks, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and compete against other players for the title of Master Builder. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to make its wielder the silliest player in the land.

So say goodbye to Wall Street and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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