Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 3483 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • just make your own game Minecraft SMP

    just make your own game Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Enchantments Applied: 208
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

    Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

    And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Potions Brewed: 61 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Zombie Dances: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

    After Christians Die Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Magic Items Found: 5649
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5094

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

    KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Runes Activated: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Titanic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

    Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

    Boring Argonians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

    Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

    So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

    MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert
    Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

    The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

    But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

    Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

    Kubz Scouts is a popular Youtube channel run by a content creator named Jay. The channel primarily focuses on gaming content, including Let’s Plays, reaction videos, and game commentaries. Kubz Scouts has attracted a large following due to Jay’s energetic and engaging personality, as well as his humorous commentary on the games he plays. With a knack for storytelling and connecting with his audience, Kubz Scouts has become a noteworthy presence in the gaming community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Towns Built: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with surprises waiting around every corner.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles instead of fights.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Potions Brewed: 45
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
    Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 142
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

    Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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