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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 457 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 69 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 483 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot laser beams. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.
if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is so cool, even the ender dragon takes selfies with our players. we also have a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush! it’s gonna be epic, bro!