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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8790 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.