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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9737 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 319 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Crops Grown: | 6519 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.