🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3339 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6350 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.