Wagie’s World: Where even creepers have a job!

AMBITION, boss mentality, business ownership, career, CREEPERS, determination, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, freedom, grind, hard work, hey wagie, hustle, INDEPENDENCE, Job, motivation, Self Motivation, self reliance, self-employment, self-made, success, wagies, working for yourself, world

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of slaving away for the man in your boring 9 to 5 job? Well, it’s time to quit that nonsense and join our Minecraft server where you can work for yourself and become the ultimate virtual entrepreneur!

On our server, you can mine for diamonds and sell them for virtual cash to buy yourself a virtual mansion. You can also start your own virtual business selling virtual potions or even open a virtual pet store selling virtual llamas (because who wouldn’t want a virtual llama as a pet?).

But that’s not all! We also have virtual treasure hunts where you can find hidden chests full of virtual riches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our virtual skydiving club and jump off virtual cliffs for fun (don’t worry, you won’t actually die in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Quit your boring job and join our Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	501	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mines Excavated:	3258	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2109
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Divine Spears Created:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Runes Activated:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	149342
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9085
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Emeralds Found:	9988

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Emeralds Found:	9530
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3113
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mines Excavated:	3800
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Potions Brewed:	86	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!