Wagies Deserve It Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	569441
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Farms Harvested:	905	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Towns Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	55
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Buildings Constructed:	41	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	246	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2446	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!