Wagies Deserve It Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	831528
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Endless Night Skies:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Buildings Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ores Mined:	6825
Chimeras Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magic Items Found:	5450
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9557
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	7730
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	4886	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7701
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5600	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!