Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	137	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	7372	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Void Gems Collected:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Void Gems Collected:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Animals Bred:	196	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Love Letters Sent:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Farms Harvested:	225
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
New Chunks Explored:	547537	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	674960
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195