Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	982	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Animals Bred:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	2181	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6119
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	156	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crops Grown:	3801
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Items Found:	1092	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	338993
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Divine Spears Created:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Potions Brewed:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com