Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 8781 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Animals Bred: 26 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 267

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Farms Harvested: 451 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Ores Mined: 7136

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Potions Brewed: 174
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Enchantments Applied: 79

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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