Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Enchantments Applied:	55	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mines Excavated:	4051
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	775664	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	8465

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!