Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Towns Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	23094	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Towns Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.