Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	5256	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	2407
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5174	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	127
Animals Bred:	116	Falling into the Void:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7758
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	690401
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Animals Bred:	180

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	New Chunks Explored:	57779
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Emeralds Found:	6864	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.