Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 3 New Chunks Explored: 305613
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Gods Slained: 0
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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