| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9431 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8349 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 138 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8303 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Witchās Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1474 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 193 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7178 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8414 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1171 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4429 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3158 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7074 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Emeralds Found: | 9846 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9782 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Witchās Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2566 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4652 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 213 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 180 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7921 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Votes: | 1337 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4042 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3928 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 112 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5387 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 314 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2810 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Votes: | 6313 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1976 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Ghost Minerās Tools Found: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
