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Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9856	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ores Mined:	2693	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	146	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Star Shards Collected:	262	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	264
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9