VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

#Intention, Accountability, AMBITION, aspiration, broken commitment, determination, Disappointment, dream, Failure, Goal, Minecraft, missed opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, procrastination, regret, resolution, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, unfulfilled promise, Vow, VowNeverDoneIt, wish

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CuriousCraftMC

Apology, Cards Against Humanity, Conversations, Curious, CuriousCraftMC, debate, Democrat, Ethics, friendship, Frustration, GOOGLE, inquisitive, instagram, internet, legal scholars, Legality, motivation, Plan, Trust, US Election, Voting

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	6771

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

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Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyDroneBuilders

African labor, African workers, Africans, Conflict, CraftyDroneBuilders, Deception, drone manufacturing, Drones, eastern europe, employment scam, Exploitation, false promises, international work, labor exploitation, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

Ancient, Astronomy, belt, constellation, culture, Galaxy, Greek, Hanging, hung, Hunter, knife, legend, Myth, Mythology, Orion, Orions, penis, phallic symbol, SKY, starry night, Stars, the hunter, Western

join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

Challenges, Chestshops, covid, ISLAND, Leaderboards, MONEY, Nostalgia, Novidium, Other, Player Economy, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, UI, Vanilla

Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	201

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

#announcement, activities, Beginning, Continued support, Dead, Decisions, dreams, Fans, Fuga Ruki, Graduation, group, independent, Minecraft, Momotsuki Hagu, New UniVIRTUAL, shake up, Shinba Shiranuino, smp, Support, Uní, UniVIRTUAL, virtual, Vtuber, Vtuber Production, world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mines Excavated:	1820	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

#generous, Accommodating, bbq, candy, CHIPS, Costco, Debbie, disability, DisabilityCraft, Free stuff, Grateful, Halloween, Items, neighbor, neighbor kid, Options, potato chips, Rude, Special, special treatment, special treats, Treats, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3601
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magic Items Found:	1046	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

Adaptability, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., instant learning, Instantly, learn, lifelong learning, motivation, personal development, problem solving, productivity, resilience, self improvement, self-confidence, self-discipline, skill acquisition., Skillz4Dayz, success mindset, Time management

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	6074
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyPoliceMC Server

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OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AmmoDepotSmashCraft

airstrikes, AmmoDepotSmashCraft, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, deep strike, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, military airfield, military operation, military tactics, RETALIATION, russia, Russian ammunition depots, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

join this cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got explosions bigger than ukraine hitting russian ammo depots, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here! our players are like trained military strategists, planning epic attacks on enemy bases and airfields. you’ll be dodging bombs and building your way to victory in no time! so come on, join us and experience the thrill of warfare in the world of blocks! it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus

Adventures, attempt suicide, autism, autistic, campus, cisgender, college students, Diverse, Diversity, gender, gender-diverse, higher education, Inclusivity, intersectionality, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, neurodiversity, PEERS, suicidal behaviors, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, support services

Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! We got gender-diverse college students and peeps with autism who are more lit than a creeper explosion! If you wanna experience suicidal thoughts and behaviors in the most epic way possible, dis server is for you! And if you happen to be both gender-diverse and autistic, well buckle up buttercup, cuz you’re in for a wild ride straight to the End! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8302	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Animals Bred:	45
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.