Server Information
Server Name:	Vortex Skies
Server IP:	vortexskies.serverminer.com
Modpack:	SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
Discord:	Join our Discord

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	139

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	New Chunks Explored:	237135

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Astro MC Network

Ban, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Discord, DISCRIMINATE, Economy, exploits, Flood, free ranges, Friends, Fun, Hacks, Ip:, KitPvP, minecraft chat, mute, Owners, Players, Prohibited, PvP, racism, Spam, Survival, TAPS, Vanilla, Xenophobia

There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Towns Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

1.21.1, admins, Adventure, armor, COMPLICATED, Dedicated, distractions, Experience, freedom, Minecraft, opportunity, Performance, Pickaxe, playthrough, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, spirit, Survival, Vanilla, world, world border

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blockcraft, donkey kong country returns, Epic, Luigi, luigi’s mansion, Mario, Mario & Luigi Brothership, Mario Movie 2, MarioWiki, Minecraft, netplay guide, Nintendo Museum, Paisano, paper mario, Server, SM64 Mod ROM hacks, SM64coopdx, SMA4 Mods, smaghetti, smbg, smm2, smw levels, strikers club, super mario bros, Super Mario Broth, Super Mario Party Jamboree

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Buildings Constructed:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	4342

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

crime, funny, gallon theft, Gallons, gallonsem, humor, Minecraft, Mischief, Mischievous, pemsteals, prank, smpp, sneaky, Steals, stolen goods, stolen goods investigation, stolen goods recovery, stolen items, stolen merchandise, stolen possessions, stolen property, theft, theft prevention, thief

Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MOH DramaCraft

AITAH, Apology, Asshole, bio sister, Bridesmaids, Divorce, Drama, DramaCraft, Enjoyed, family, leaving people out, MOH, MOH speech, new family, Outrage, parents, Remarried, Siblings, Speech, step sister, stepchildren

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magic Items Found:	4001
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

Adventure, bold, Commitment, crazy, Daring, devotion, EXTREME, FEARLESS, Heartache, IMPULSIVE, love, LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP, Passion, relationship, Risky, Romantic, sacrifice, spontaneous, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KyivNightRecruiters

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join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	7122
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Real Life NPC Server

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yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1303	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Emeralds Found:	234	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

2016, 2022, anger, Angry, campaign messaging, Crafty, Democratic candidates, Dems, emotion expression, Female candidates, Frustration, gender dynamics, political communication, political strategy, political tool, public perception, social media, Stereotypes, study, tweet analysis, tweets, twitter, U.S. House candidates, women in politics

lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mines Excavated:	2935	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	8396	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MysticHorizons MC

Adventures, brand, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, endless adventures, Fun, Gaming, gaming experience, gateway, Innovative, MCMMO, Minecraft, minecraft server, MysticHorizons MC, Network, Passionate players, PvP, RETURN, Shut down, STRONG, Survival, temporary, vibrant

At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	9072
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

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