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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5431 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.
But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.
