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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1140 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 139 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Imagine rollin’ up to da server with dat glowin’ skin from all dem vitamins, flexin’ on dem other players like “I got dat Golden Lettuce swag, what you got?” Ain’t nobody gonna mess with you when you got dat immune function on point and dem cell growth poppin’.
So come on, join da madness and get yo daily dose of “Golden Lettuce” on dis wild Minecraft server. Who needs diamonds when you got dem vitamins, amirite?