VitalityMC Network

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	108
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Divine Spears Created:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server! We have a variety of different game modes for you to enjoy, including prison, redstonepvp, and oneblock. In our prison game mode, players must work their way through the ranks and complete challenges to advance through the ranks and earn rewards. Our redstonepvp game mode is perfect for players who love intense player versus player combat using the power of redstone. In our oneblock game mode, players must survive on a single block and gather resources to expand their territory. We also have a variety of other minigames for you to enjoy, including parkour, lifesteal, skypvp, and more. We can’t wait for you to join us and experience all that our server has to offer!

play.VitalityMC.net

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	6515	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Votes:	4052	Towns Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Animals Bred:	136	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	1021	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4229	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mines Excavated:	2423	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ores Mined:	3648	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Towns Built:	5
Animals Bred:	171	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	2753
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Alien Abductions:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Emeralds Found:	7121
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Votes:	7383
Magic Items Found:	6823	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	589590
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Towns Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!