VitalityMC Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crops Grown:	1058

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Holy Grails Found:	1

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2456
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3612
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Farms Harvested:	839	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchantments Applied:	140
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	205	Zombie Dances:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	638	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Star Shards Collected:	237	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4796	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	144757	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

Players:	101/900	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4817
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Items Found:	7839
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10