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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7652 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Emeralds Found: | 6641 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Votes: | 2550 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
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So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Who needs a touchpad when you have endless possibilities for building and exploring? Plus, we’re way cheaper than a PS Vita – we’ll even pay you $50 to join (just kidding, we won’t actually pay you).
So come on, join us and experience the train wreck of fun that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, even if you bought 3 PS Vitas, you’ll still have a better time here!